Wednesday, April 23, 2008

'If You See What You Think Is a Contradiction, Check Your Premises, Because One of Them Is Wrong' -- Thank You, Real Housewives of New York City


Dear Simon & Alex, *

Thanks to you both, I think I threw up in my mouth eleven times during last night's Real Housewives of New York City Reunion. Here were a few of my favorite little nuggets:

  • You are not now, nor were you E-V-E-R interested in being a socialite (Alex)
  • You don't think its at all unusual that you are living in a crack den ("it didn't occur to me that anyone would have any sort of a reaction to it") (Alex)
  • You feel totally misrepresnted (Simex)
  • It only "looks like" you are desperate to move up in society...you "are not trying to be members of high society" (Simex)
  • You've been misunderstood C-O-M-P-L-E-T-E-L-Y (Simex)
  • You don't care what we all think (Alex)
Honestly, my brain hurts from all of your bullshit. As Bethenny aptly stated, you two need to admit that you're desperado to be the Tinsley & Topper Mortimer of ghetto Brooklyn and fucking be done with it.

Go big or go home,
(eh...actually, just go home),
me

P.S. I watched some reruns of the show tonight and Francois really is a major little shit.

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Anonymous said...

After seeing Mario's mean drunk act, I almost think I can tolerate Simon. Geez..... I did too much of Kelly's stuff before writing this.......