Friday, September 12, 2008

Sienna Miller Just Wants to Be Loved...'Is That So Wrong'???

Dear Sienna Miller, *

Oh, hai.

So based on these pics of you throwing a tantrum with the paparazzi that would put Veruca Salt to shame, I'm thinking you are maybe a little confused about how this whole celebrity whore thing works.

No worries, though!---That's what we're all here for!

Here's the scoop: When you fuck a rich, famous married guy and go cavorting on the beach in Italy naked with him and let him grab your tits in front of the entire free world while said wife is stuck at home with their FOUR CHILDREN, there's going to be some interest from the media.

And people may spray paint "slut" onto your house.

Or call you "Slutty-iena."

But the one thing you can FOR SURE count on, is that the paparazzi are gonna wanna take your pic way more than they ever did before. This I can tell you with 100% certainty.

So, like what's the fucking problem here?

I find it hard to believe that someone who was all about privacy would be cavorting naked with Balthazar Getty on a beach in the first place, so how come you're so shy all the sudden?

Ditch the dramz, Sienna. Everyone already hates your ass with the fire of a thousand burning hot suns, and now you're just making shit way worse.

Buy yourself a puppy.

Puppy's R cute. It might help (jus sayin).


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Anonymous said...

kthxbye! love it.