Friday, September 26, 2008

To Russia, With Love xoxo Sarah Palin

Dear Russia, **

BOO YA!

Were you guys aware of the fact that we were so on top of alllll your shit? Probably Not!

S'like you mofos can't make a MOVE without us bein' all up in e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g you bitches do.

Unh Huh.

How???

You wanna know HOW???

Cause we can see your asses from Alaska!

Sarah Palin TOLE me so! Check it:

COURIC:
You've cited Alaska's proximity to Russia as part of your foreign policy experience. What did you mean by that?

PALIN: That Alaska has a very narrow maritime border between a foreign country, Russia, and on our other side, the land– boundary that we have with– Canada. It– it's funny that a comment like that was– kind of made to– cari– I don't know, you know? Reporters–

COURIC: Mock?

PALIN: Yeah, mocked, I guess that's the word, yeah.

COURIC: Explain to me why that enhances your foreign policy credentials.

PALIN: Well, it certainly does because our– our next door neighbors are foreign countries. They're in the state that I am the executive of. And there in Russia–

COURIC: Have you ever been involved with any negotiations, for example, with the Russians?

PALIN: We have trade missions back and forth. We– we do– it's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is– from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there. They are right next to– to our state.

In case the message isn't clear, RUSSIA, I would think looooong and hard before you ever look at, enter, cross, discuss or even draw a map of our motherfucking air space, pretty much ever again.

Sarah Palin is watching you!!

Private eyes,
me

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2 comments:

bourgieadventures said...

Haha! Palin was so shook. She did not answer that question at all. Honestly, though... can you really SEE RUSSIA FROM ALASKA? She makes it seem like Russia and Alaska are neighbors like Fred and Barney.
It's highly unlikely that if the Russians wanted to get at America, they'd do it by entering through Alaska first. We could care less and would sooner bomb Alaska than let the Russians use it as a layover to the mainland.

Dear Famous A$$hole said...

bourgie: it was ridiculous! I *thought* after she started this off that she was going to relent and say "ok...maybe this doesn't qualify as foreign affairs experience" but NO! She stupidly stressed again that b/c Russia is visible from Alaska, Sarah Palin = Henry Kissinger.

Riiiight!