Dear Bo, ***
You are so freakin adorable, I die.
I'm officially OB'd with your ass. Like in a really scary kind of a way.
And of course the moment I read about you...and how you were Judd Apatow's new golden boy, I decided immediately that I hated you. And that you were probably annoying and whiny and not even remotely funny (kinda like Pineapple Express).
But I was so totally wrong. Like Jim Cramer "buy Wachovia" sort of wrong.
Cause you are hilarious, and brilliant, and achingly adorable. And I think I just tried to lick my laptop screen during your youtube video.
And if you ever sang a song just for me, I would melt all over the floor and drip into a pool of wet, hot Bo Burnham love juice. And I would... [OH SORRY].
I love you.
(like a lot).