Dear Japan, **
WTF?? First Hello Kitty gets an ambassadorship gig and now you've hired a cat as your stationmaster??
This fucking cat is in charge of 10 train stations and has her own office. Even more impressive was this little nugget:
"Happy with her successful job as stationmaster, the company promoted Tama to "super-stationmaster" in January this year, making her "the only female in a managerial position" in the company's 36-strong workforce."
I guess in your country, eating Tender Vittles is a God damned pre-requisite to making anything out of your own pathetic feline wannabe life.
Let me introduce you to I Can Has Cheezburger...I'm sure you'll announce this as your official national newspaper next week.