Dear Whitney, ***
Well, well, well...looks like its a beautiful day in the nabe for your ass, huh? Some MTV execs kicked the ole Hills ATM, and out popped a new reality show pour vous.
bisexual bicoastal isn't as easy as it seems, but as the only established member of The Hills cast with, at least, a semi-identifiable work ethic and an above average IQ, you'll probably handle this all like a champ. And if not, me and 8 million of my best bitches will live blog our thoughts about every second of it to our texted twitter streams.
I hope Lo's not too low about this little development.
Power to the People's Revolution,