Just to be clear here, we're not talking popsicles...we're talking c-a-k-e-s-i-c-l-e-s, i.e. cake on a stick. Have you ever heard of anything so spectacular?
Just for kicks, shall we run through all of the other additional items you'd now like to "stick it" to with your shiny new cakesicle pan? Ham and Cheese omelette pops, perhaps? Pretzel Pops? (for easy dipping into mustard). Pigs-n-blankets popsicles? Oh, the possibilities are truly endless, n'est-ce que pas?
Shit, you better thank your lucky stars I don't get all Ana on you, yo.
Stop fucking laughing, dude! I mean it.