Monday, June 9, 2008

Stop Effing Me With Your Eyes, Steve Jobs

Dear Steve, ***

Please don't make me feel like too much of a shmuck today over the fact that I have a first generation iphone (unless, of course, the next super snazzy 3G iphone is going on sale for $29.99...then I don't give a shit. But, come on...I know and you know that there aint no chance of that, so really, dial it down a smidge, ok?).

See you at 1pm, gangsta.

(You're still my boyfriend).

2 getha 4 eva.

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