Dear Kourtni & Matt, ***
Feigning concern when you really don't give a shit is a pet peeve of mine, so I'm gonna make this brief and to the point. Your "homeless" number above is where you two really jumped the shark for me, and...well...its hard to come back from green leggings and a man vest.
Matt: You would be an AWESOME cruise ship performer. Call Carnival, dust your face with some magic glitter, and hit the decks!
Kourtni: I haven't really been digging your dancing since the auditions, and I'm not sure why. I didn't think you and Matt were a good pairing, but really you just never stepped it up for me....not once. Also, the way you spell your name makes me want to punch you.
So, my towering infernos, in honor of our nation's independence, you both now have your own... from SYTYCD.
Hot diggity dawg,