Dear Lo, *
Now you've gone and done it!
After one LOne season of your ass on The Hills, you've managed to turn practically the whole fuckin' thing upside down: Audrina has moved out!
The order of the universe exists for a reason, Lo...and you're messin' with dramz that you shouldn't be messin' with. Honestly, this is like a bigger upheaval than the unraveling of LC and Heidi's best friendedness. Or the dismantling of the Brody/Spencer Bromance.
And its all your fault!
Frankly, I don't even understand why you're there. Everyone has a purpose on that show except for you:
*LC is the perfect/pretty prom queen
*Heidi's the pathetic/emotionally abused vixen
*Whitney is the boring/together professional
*Audrina is the hot/stupid sexpot
Who the fuck are you, Lo???
I'll tell you who: you're the BITCH, bitch.
And once and for all, can you tell me WTF is up with those side bangs?! And do you even have a godammed job??
Everything was peaches and cream before you came around...fuckin, peaches and cream, yo. Lo.
I blame you entirely.
No one else can feel it for you,