Friday, September 19, 2008

BREAKING: Audrina Bounces, Buh Bye Bitches

Dear Lo, *

Now you've gone and done it!

After one LOne season of your ass on The Hills, you've managed to turn practically the whole fuckin' thing upside down: Audrina has moved out!


The order of the universe exists for a reason, Lo...and you're messin' with dramz that you shouldn't be messin' with. Honestly, this is like a bigger upheaval than the unraveling of LC and Heidi's best friendedness. Or the dismantling of the Brody/Spencer Bromance.

And its all your fault!

Frankly, I don't even understand why you're there. Everyone has a purpose on that show except for you:

*LC is the perfect/pretty prom queen
*Heidi's the pathetic/emotionally abused vixen
*Whitney is the boring/together professional
*Audrina is the hot/stupid sexpot

Who the fuck are you, Lo???

I'll tell you who: you're the BITCH, bitch.

And once and for all, can you tell me WTF is up with those side bangs?! And do you even have a godammed job??

Everything was peaches and cream before you came around...fuckin, peaches and cream, yo. Lo.

I blame you entirely.

Jus sayin.

No one else can feel it for you,

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Anonymous said...

lo is so freaking lame it's ridiculous. she needs to go.

Dear Famous A$$hole said...

anon: AGREED. Freakin' JustinBobby serves more of a purpose on the show than that bia does. Hell, even Frankie's got more of a personality!