Dear Lo, *
Now you've gone and done it!
After one LOne season of your ass on The Hills, you've managed to turn practically the whole fuckin' thing upside down: Audrina has moved out!
Sheet.
The order of the universe exists for a reason, Lo...and you're messin' with dramz that you shouldn't be messin' with. Honestly, this is like a bigger upheaval than the unraveling of LC and Heidi's best friendedness. Or the dismantling of the Brody/Spencer Bromance.
And its all your fault!
Frankly, I don't even understand why you're there. Everyone has a purpose on that show except for you:
*LC is the perfect/pretty prom queen
*Heidi's the pathetic/emotionally abused vixen
*Whitney is the boring/together professional
*Audrina is the hot/stupid sexpot
Who the fuck are you, Lo???
I'll tell you who: you're the BITCH, bitch.
And once and for all, can you tell me WTF is up with those side bangs?! And do you even have a godammed job??
Everything was peaches and cream before you came around...fuckin, peaches and cream, yo. Lo.
I blame you entirely.
Jus sayin.
No one else can feel it for you,
me
Friday, September 19, 2008
BREAKING: Audrina Bounces, Buh Bye Bitches
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2 comments:
lo is so freaking lame it's ridiculous. she needs to go.
anon: AGREED. Freakin' JustinBobby serves more of a purpose on the show than that bia does. Hell, even Frankie's got more of a personality!
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