Dear Sarah Palin, *
News flash: It's NUKE-LEE-UR, not NUKE-YA-LUR.
Say it with me slowly now: n-u-c-l-e-a-r.
I caught your little interview with Charles Gibson last night, and threw up in my mouth when I heard you mangle this shit up (yet again!).
If you fuck this up one more time, I'm gonna hunt you down like a big, fat, juicy caribou.
Stop taking vocab lessons from President
lick my Bush and get your self some motherfucking flashcards.
"I" before "E," except after "C"(u next Tuesday),