Friday, September 12, 2008

Sarah Palin's Like Totally Nookular, Yo!

Dear Sarah Palin, *

News flash: It's NUKE-LEE-UR, not NUKE-YA-LUR.

Say it with me slowly now: n-u-c-l-e-a-r.

I caught your little interview with Charles Gibson last night, and threw up in my mouth when I heard you mangle this shit up (yet again!).

If you fuck this up one more time, I'm gonna hunt you down like a big, fat, juicy caribou.

Stop taking vocab lessons from President lick my Bush and get your self some motherfucking flashcards.

"I" before "E," except after "C"(u next Tuesday),

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