Dear Lynne Spears, *
So like I totally get that you're off promoting your stupid, exploitative book about your colasally effed up kids right now and probably don't have a lot of extra time on your hands, but...uhm... your 17-year-old daughter Jamie Lynne needs a lil' bit of your attention.
What with you 'Coming through the storm'-n-all, you might not have noticed that your son-in-law is like a regular ole Ansel Adams! Yep, he loooves snappin' pictures all the live long day.
Oh, and do you know what his fav-oh-rite thing in the world is to photograph? Jamie Lynn's tities!
Yeah, so check this: Casey was taking all sorts of sexy pics of Jamie Lynn breast feeding, Jamie Lynn breast feeding again, and then Jamie Lynn breast feeding some more (that little Maddie must be hungry hungry hippos!). And then he decided to take all those pics of your 17-year-old famous daughter with her titties hangin' out to Wal-Mart! Like, to be developed.
Isn't there something you should be doing here, Lynn? Like some sort of, I don't know, parenting technique that you could be applying so that shit like this doesn't go down on a weekly basis??
I mean, Tom Cruise bought Katie Holmes her own fucking sonogram machine so that pics of their little Scientology spawn Suri would never hit the street. Don't you think you could at least spring for a color printer and some toner?? Maybe a pack of photo paper or two??
They sell that shit at Wal Mart!!!
Now the FBI is gettin' all involved cause JL is underage and these photos are considered child pornagraphy, and someone actually stole em' and yada, yada, yada.
These kids are not exactly doing a bang up job of playing house so far.
Do you think Brit Brit could spare Daddy Spears for a few days to come by and straighten shit out??