Dear Everyone, ***
Is every last one of you bias registered to vote???
E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E!!!?? (esp all of you whiny, Michael Phelps commenting assholes?)
Don't be a douchetard...go here and register: maps.google.com/vote.
"You can literally register to vote while you're pooping, if you have a laptop."
DO IT.
kthxbye,
m.e.
Thursday, October 2, 2008
If You Don't Register To Vote, I Will Tag Your IP Address, Google Map Ur Ass, Hunt You Down And Then Punch You In The Fucking Face. HARD
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I'm french so i don't get to vote here. this video is gay btw.
anon 7:34: I don't disagree with you. BUT, I do think its an important message...and Jonah Hill was *kinda* funny, so I posted it anyway.
Je suis desolee, mon amie.
a bientot
@dfa
no problem
you don't have to justify yourself, you did not produce it.
i re-watched it to be 100% sure it was bad. oh yeah it is.
but you're right the jew fattie is kinda fun, so is the guy from the earl show, i think.
but foxx with the palestinian scarf??!!
portman looking sorry again??!!
fuck me, that's unbearable. don't you think?
see ya.
ps : you should not answer critics it makes you look touchable. don't. but thx for having done it. strange sentence huh? you know what else is strange... ok i'm gonna stop here because i don't know what else to say frankly.
bye.
yo Frenchie: I don't answer critics that appear to be morons...but it's hard for me to resist interacting with peeps who genuinely seem interested in the shit I'm writing and offer up an astute observation. I'm not necessarly "touchable," per se...but also I'm just some smart ass, know-it-all chick who lives in Brooklyn and stares at her computer a lot, so its nice to know that there are people out there reading this stuff that are not actually my brother (Ted? That you??). Also, I assumed that 99.9% of people reading that comment would not understand the French part, and also I didn't even use the proper accents, etc b/c I couldn't figure it out in blogger commenting land. So, that vid is way too fucking long...and mostly stupid (Natalie Portman, espesh), BUT some of it was cute and mostly I wanted to get the word out today and I was too lazy to look for something else. Maybe a really sick part of me thought "I just sat through that whole fucking thing, so now I want to force others to too." I'm a bitch like that...
i understand your "do people actually read that shit?" problem. been there.
anyway interacting used to be what blogs were all about right? (i'm not being an old school smart ass here, i only went on the internets in 1999 for the 1st time, so obviously...)
it's just, you know, virtual stardom has to be a solitary path (that's why they don't answer your calls). Stay tough. that's what i meant.
have a good day,
ps : i hope our stupid accents will eventually disappear, nobody gets them right.
not ted: R U sure you are really French? Your grasp of the nuances of the English language are astoundingly fine tuned. You should run for Vice President!
Thanks for the pep talk. Virtual stardom is a bitch, fo sure, but I can hang (I think). I def think blogs still have an interactive element (hello: like, now)...in fact I wish they were more interactive. But also I get that its mostly a place for me jerk off with my keyboard in front of everyone and dance around like a monkey.
As for the accent stuff: what a brilliant fucking idea! I always screwed that shit up. Also after five years of French I couldn't even have a decent convo with a toddler. It feels like it was all a waste but I think I want to move on to Italian...
as french as poodles, promise.
Good luck with the italian. i personnaly never got around fucking spanish! hate that language. not really "hate" but you know.
But you're right, french is difficult. hard proof : most of us don't even use it correctly here. we all sound like "brabjaghblagneua"... zombie giberrish really.
we're so dumb. France is a dead country, that's why we speak zombie, i mean, look at fucking mime marceau. that one! i'd be so glad if he were really dead. man.
is that zombie fucker supposed to represent france? we don't even really know who he is here. who cares about stupid marceau?
anyway, good luck with italian.
Très impressive...
Mimes scare the shit out of me. When I think of France I mostly just think of insanely delicious food...and how I would gain 75 pounds if I lived there (that whole French women Don't Get Fat book would not work with my triple cream brie lovin ass). I think that anyone under the age of 30 probably hasn't even heard of Marcel Marceau, so don't lose too much sleep over that clown.
Oh, and Philippe Petit! I think of him too. Man on Wire was spectacular....
oh yeah, that's right, food is good. but we all eat brains now, so... (ok i killed the zombie shit)
if you visit Paris, you wanna try Le Coupechoux, it's like carbs-land but hey, good things are bad.
And if you feel like drinking big fucking time, you need to check the bar Le crystal. the place is not pretty at all, but beers are crazy cheap and everyone is wrecked all the time.
ok, so does that mean"Damn it..the French" or "french whore"? See, this is why I suck at foreign langs...I never understand context.
Thanx for the rec's! My intl travel wishlist currently looks like this:
1. Buenos Aires
2. Italy (again)
3. Japan
4. Paris/S. of France
Seeing as my money is currently disappearing faster than our country's self-respect, I should probs make it to Le Coupechou in 2046. I'll let you know if anything changes.
Wow, that Frenchie is right...that video is totally stupid. But everyone should register to vote anyway.
p.s. Frenchie: had not clicked on your links until just now.
Holy. Friggin. Hilariousness.
Where's your blog, yo??
ain't got no blog m'am. stopped that shit one or two years ago. and it was in french anyway. and with another guy who continued after i quit and made it... different.
(putain de français : freaking frenchie)
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