Dear Everyone, ***
I offer up an emphatic "TOLD YOU SO" to all you motherfuckers out there who have ever doubted my unwavering and deeply rooted dedication to So You Think You Can Dance. This shit is relevant, people! And it's bringing us all together!
Consider the following as proof:
1. Amy Strozzi, Sarah Palin's traveling stylist is a make-up artist for SYTYCD! She's probs powder puffed Joshua! And Will! And Maybe even Cat Deeley. Anyway. This chick was paid $22,800 for the first two weeks in October to help the governor get her pretty on. This was twice as much money as McCain's foreign policy advisor was paid. Rad!
2. Michelle Obama revealed in a 20/20 interview with Diane Sawyer that her favorite show is....
Wait for it....
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE!
[insert Mary Murphy rape scream here]
Therefore, with these recent developments, I think it would be totally fucking impossible to deny that SYTYCD is now playing a significant and substantial role in shaping the policies of our great nation.
Jus sayin,
me.
Friday, October 24, 2008
SYTYCD Is Reaching Across the Aisle and Bringin the Reps and Dems Together!
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