Gossip Girl Finale: A Poem to Read on the Hamptons Jitney

Dear Gossip Girl, ***

I wrote you a poem:

Murder was fun
as a plotline
fer
sure
But now we are bored
and
we need way more

Serena is good
chuck is bad
Nate is boring
Dan's love was a fad
Georgina = psycho
Blair
Blair
B-l-a-i-r
B
L
A
I
R
(jenny, rufus, Lilly, blah)

Lydia Hearst...wtf
will
fuck
chuck

Snooze

Have fun in the Hamptons...but not too much fun because you have some freakin plotlines that need to be developed before you show your face around here again.

You know you love,
me
(xoxo)

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