Dear Burger King, ***
You may as well go ahead and add me to the growing list of devoted lifelong customers who were pretty freakin' pissed to hear about this mother fucking Gold Card situation.
Just for the record, I've been eating Bacon Double cheeseburgers since before I could walk.
I'd probably feel a bit better about this abortion of justice if you were only giving away these keys to the kingdom to cool ass mofos like Timbaland or Santogold, but so far we've got Jay Leno and Hugh Laurie on the list? Are you fucking kidding me with this bullshit? I never even got an a-p-p-l-i-c-a-t-i-o-n.
I'm pretty sure getting date raped by the Hamburgler would have felt like less of a slap in the face than this shit did.
super size my pain,
me
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Add Me To The List of Pissed Off Customers, Burger King
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super size your pain?
too good
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