Friday, June 13, 2008

Want To Make Sure Your Friends Hate You, Your Family Disowns You and your Spouse Files For Divorce? Then You Need To Be On 'The Moment Of Truth'

Dear Everyone, ***

If you haven't caught any new eps of that trashtacular game show Moment of Truth...uhm...again I would say "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??" For reals, this shit is like the Tyra Banks show, but minus all the annoying crap.

Here's the concept: take a stupid/cheating/scheming/bitch ass mofo, strap em up to a lie detector, and encourage them to give up huge, life altering secrets through a series of embarrassing questions designed to humiliate them and everyone they know (most of all, the well-meaning chumps who come with these twats to the studio).

Some of my favorite questions from recent shows:

* Do fat people repulse you? Y

* Have you ever given something to your kids that you shoplifted from a store? Y

* While Working at Hooters, did you ever have sex with one of your customers? Y

* Do you blame your father for ruining your childhood? Y

Now, we've all ready stories about the unreliability of lie detectors, so chances of this all being elaborately staged are high, but god dammit is this shit fun to watch.

I'm alll about hookin' you homies, up, so season pass this shit pronto. In the meantime, check out all of the gut wrenching moments on youtube, like this one where this woman takes her marriage and flushes it down the toilet.

You can't handle the truth!,

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