Dear Everyone, ***
Whassup motherufuckers!
Our cuss ratio, that's what (64.3% with a bullet!)
I just ran http://dearfamousasshole.blogspot.com through this handy, dandy online cuss-o-meter, and I'm proud to report that our site is 543% more cursy than all other sites on the cock sucking, titty fucking internets!
Congrat-u-fucking-lations to me!
I mean sure...I realize that we're not perfect. And like, I'm def a little disppointed that we are falling just shy of that g-spot red zone in the cuss-o-meter above, but like we're still pretty motherfuckin cussy!
And in the meantime, I hereby promise, dear readers, to try harder in the weeks and months to come.
In fact, here is my pledge to you: I will not rest until we are the nastiest, cursiest, bitchiest, blackest, gang bangin-est, anal sexiest, fuck the policeiest blog on the whole entire world wide webbin mofo shit cock ass lickin' block.
Cross my heart.
one love,
me
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Dear Famous Asshole = One Of The Cursiest Blogs On The Motherfuckin Block!
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5 comments:
i don't know that it's even possible to get that little needle into the red. i just ran one of my own websites and got 0%, and it was still in the second green bar.
http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/badges/blog_cuss_low_0.jpg
Aw, that's not fair! I want the red zone, goddammit!!
Could you be any funnier, you bitch ass ho? FUCK, you make me laugh!
decided to check by using a different version of the image link:
http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/badges/blog_cuss_high_100.jpg
no red :(
@Jay: Wow, thanks for putting in your Herculean investigative efforts! I guess I'll have to photshop up my own red zone...
@peteJ: Awww, shucks. Thanks! Your itunes gift cert bribe is in the mail..(20 songs, right?)
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