Dear Everyone, ***
Our cuss ratio, that's what (64.3% with a bullet!)
I just ran http://dearfamousasshole.blogspot.com through this handy, dandy online cuss-o-meter, and I'm proud to report that our site is 543% more cursy than all other sites on the cock sucking, titty fucking internets!
Congrat-u-fucking-lations to me!
I mean sure...I realize that we're not perfect. And like, I'm def a little disppointed that we are falling just shy of that g-spot red zone in the cuss-o-meter above, but like we're still pretty motherfuckin cussy!
And in the meantime, I hereby promise, dear readers, to try harder in the weeks and months to come.
In fact, here is my pledge to you: I will not rest until we are the nastiest, cursiest, bitchiest, blackest, gang bangin-est, anal sexiest, fuck the policeiest blog on the whole entire world wide webbin mofo shit cock ass lickin' block.
Cross my heart.