Saturday, July 19, 2008

Dear Famous Asshole = One Of The Cursiest Blogs On The Motherfuckin Block!

Dear Everyone, ***

Whassup motherufuckers!

Our cuss ratio, that's what (64.3% with a bullet!)

I just ran through this handy, dandy online cuss-o-meter, and I'm proud to report that our site is 543% more cursy than all other sites on the cock sucking, titty fucking internets!

Congrat-u-fucking-lations to me!

I mean sure...I realize that we're not perfect. And like, I'm def a little disppointed that we are falling just shy of that g-spot red zone in the cuss-o-meter above, but like we're still pretty motherfuckin cussy!

And in the meantime, I hereby promise, dear readers, to try harder in the weeks and months to come.

In fact, here is my pledge to you: I will not rest until we are the nastiest, cursiest, bitchiest, blackest, gang bangin-est, anal sexiest, fuck the policeiest blog on the whole entire world wide webbin mofo shit cock ass lickin' block.

Cross my heart.

one love,

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jay said...

i don't know that it's even possible to get that little needle into the red. i just ran one of my own websites and got 0%, and it was still in the second green bar.

Dear Famous A$$hole said...

Aw, that's not fair! I want the red zone, goddammit!!

PeteJ said...

Could you be any funnier, you bitch ass ho? FUCK, you make me laugh!

jay said...

decided to check by using a different version of the image link:

no red :(

Dear Famous A$$hole said...

@Jay: Wow, thanks for putting in your Herculean investigative efforts! I guess I'll have to photshop up my own red zone...

@peteJ: Awww, shucks. Thanks! Your itunes gift cert bribe is in the mail..(20 songs, right?)