Dear The Hills, ***
GODDAMMIT I've missed your ass!
True, its just been a few months, but even that was a bit too much bear (Hello, MTV...you gettin this!?).
Thank Christ you are back with a vengeance in mid Augz with, of course, all the dramz we've come to expect: Hooray for stupid Audrina-isms! Hooray for boy toys for allll the ladiez! Hooray for She Pratt antics and Speidi throwdowns.
Horray, Horray, H.o.o.r.a.y!
I love you 'The Hills"...like a fat kid loves cake.
(you to, Lo),