Dear Everyone, ***
OK, so I can see that the whole mother fuckin' blogosphere is up in arms over this possible Top Gun 2 situation.
Word on the street is that there is a Top Gun 2 script locked and loaded and everyone is just waitin for Tom Cruise to shine his heart light on it so the studio can yell "ready, set, $$$!"
Based on my preliminary research, I am just about the only bitch ass ho on the world wide webs who thinks this shit is a good idea:
*Videogum: Let's Hope the Top Gun Sequel Idea Crashes and Burns
*CelebuCrap: Top Gun 2? Just Say NO!!
*Perez Hilton: Hoping to Revive His Career
*Cinematical: Oh No! 'Top Gun2'?
*The Bad & Ugly: WTF: Top Gun 2?
Ok, so like what is everyone's motherfuckin' beef?
I mean, did the studio ask all y'all to put up the freakin money for the movie yourselves?--empty out your 401k's-n-shit??
I mean, we're talking about one of the greatest movies of all time here (trust me, I watched this shit again very recently and it still holds up after 22 years). And, sure, I get that there is a verry strong possibility of this shit gettin way messed up, but like what if it doesn't??
What if, the planets align, and Al Gore repairs the ozone layer, and Brangelina adopts another third-world baby and the whole thing just comes together like the cast of 90210 two point oh did?
What if THAT?
Isn't now the time for healing??
True confessions: there is scarcely a celeb alive today that I detest more than Tom Cruise...with his fake ass marriage, all the ridick scientology insanity and his preachy, know-it-all swagger. But even I'M willing to put that shit aside for Pete Mitchell.
FUCKING MAVERICK, PEOPLE!!
Show some goddamned respect.
I'm sorry, but I think every last one of you douches need to keep your grown mouths shut the fuck up before TC Almighty starts looking at the internets and convincing hisself that people don't actually want to see this jam.
We want this movie, Tom.
We need this movie, Tom.
Top Gun 2 could maybe rock. Admit it! It's P-O-S-S-I-B-L-E.
You can see it too, can't you!? Just walk into the light with me, people. DO. IT.
I feel the need...the need for speed,