Dear Everyone, ***
Here's why George Michael is the best fucked up celebrity on the planet: self awareness.
"I want to apologise to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I'll sort myself out. And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them."You hear that, Lily Allen!?
Ok, so Georgie boy was arrested with a little bit of crack in a public bathroom...but I still love him long time anyway.
Keep on playin' playas,