Dear Gwynnie, *
I got GOOPed!
I mean, how fucking fantastic is it of you to start this super GOOP-ariffic website where you just share all of your most amazing advice and your juiciest tips with people like me?
(wait for it...)
I mean, I admit that there is a good deal of it that I don't quite understand yet, but obvies its because I'm probably just not as "GOOPy" as you are...but I'll get there soon!
Like as of now, I have no fucking clue what "nourish the inner aspect" means. And also, after clicking on every single page of your website, I still don't have the foggiest idea what GOOP actually means, but that's ok! Right!?
Cause "GOOP is what makes life good."
And I want a
GOOD GOOP life!!!!!!
THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOO MUCH for launching such a fantastic, wonderful, AMAZING website.
I think I speak for everyone on the planet when I say that this is like totally going to enrich my life in ways I never even dreamed were possible.
GYLAS, (GOOP ya like a sis...LOL!)