Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Jaden Smith: Mini Douchetard In The Making, Or Bursting With Kiddie Confidence? You Decide


Dear Everyone, ***

Ok, so I *know* its like a thing that I'm not supposed to talk about other people's kids.

Perez gets shit all the time for saying stuff like Adam Sandler's daughter Sadie got hit by the ugly stick or calling Rumer Willis a Potato Head (he says it, bitches...not me).

Anyway, I know I'm not supposed to do this and if you simply cannot hang, than I suggest you skip today's post in the hopes that I write about gumdrops and moon beams tomorrow.

Cause I've been thinkin' about this shit for a long time now, and I can no longer hold back. I'm sorry to mothers and fathers everywhere, and grandparents too I guess. And I should probably pre-apologize to all you scientology freaks who r gonna send your kids to that freaky Bev Hills Scientology school, cause I'm sure your asses are gonna be pissed off at me too (though I don't care about you so much).

Anyway.

Here's what's on my mind : Will and Jada Smith's son Jaden seems like he's a colossal asshole.

!!!!!!!!!

I submit the following as evidence:


True, I guess I mostly feel this way because the dude is friggin ALWAYS wearing sunglasses, but I mean come on! Inside, outside, night, day, the little fucker simply cannot leave home without his shades....and he's 10!

AND, if he's not wearin sunglasses, he's inevitably making some sort of "step off, biyotch and don't fuck with me or else" pose. Like this one:


WTF?

I mean, I just envision him sitting in some mini-me office in Will Smith's house (set up to look exactly like Will's office because: AWWWWWWW, That's so cute!) He probably barks orders at people and insists that the maid iron his underwear-n-shit. I'm sure he's got girls following him around in bikinis already, his own recording studio and one of those mini electric Mercedes cars that he can drive around their property and run squirrels over with.

I don't know...I mean, this little douche dude is not the kid I would want to send my child on a playdate with, ya know? (eventhough I don't have a kid...and even if I did they wouldn't have playdates because I'd force them to live in a cupboard underneath the stairs like Harry Potter...but still).

Now, apparently Jaden's also gonna be starring in a remake of The Karate Kid, and fine...that news did piss me off a little bit too.

Fuck it....I'm officially going on record: me no likey this guy....and I'm not sure why, but mark my words, he is bad news bears.

you've been warned,
me.

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48 comments:

PD said...

Well at least he's not legal drinking age yet, i.e., union hall will be a jaden-free zone tonite, hope ye come along...

Dear Famous A$$hole said...

HOPEFULLY Jaden won't be there....but that doesn't mean there won't be other annoying pslope kids in da house. Park Slope parents love to bring their babies to bars ya know!: http://gothamist.com/2008/01/27/union_hall_no_l.php

I will, indeed, chance it however and see you L8!

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Anonymous said...

seriously, I agree! every frickin' picture of this kid, he comes off like Jeremy douchetard Piven. i know it feels icky to badmouth a kid, but if his dad is such a pro at maintaining his image, couldn't he tell his kid to SMILE now and then? or y'know, keep your kid off the red carpet all together?

Anonymous said...

here's more proof. he's not funny.

metemi said...

Just finished seeing "The Day the Earth Stood Still". I wanted the aliens to kill Jaden just to shut him the fuck up. Asshole. A ten year old asshole.

Anonymous said...

I remember seeing this little shiit on Oprah and you can tell Oprah hates this stuck-up arrogant brat. She was like, "oh hell naw, he ain't tryna be King on MY show!!!!"

It's Will Smith's fault for not teaching his kid humility and respect.

Anonymous said...

Wow... a lot of fucking jalous here...
Don't be mad this little guy is way better than you.... you're behind you're screen shitting on peoples that are better than you...
Have you only that to do ?
You have a really poor life...

Anonymous said...

Hes a little kid,
come on now,
dont judge him now,
besides in some of the movies the reason he acted sorta mean is because that was his character in the movie,
Hes what only 11 years old
Your hating on a 11 year old
come on dont you have any better things to do,

also WHO GIVES A FUCK IF HE WEARS SUNGLASSES,
so what i wear hats all the time everytime insides outside when it rains and when its snows
does that mean im a douche
if so then well excuse me,

quit hating on people
god,
for crying out loud you dont even know him
you just asume hes a douch cause your bored

Anonymous said...

i agree. he does seem like an asshat in the making. i blame his parents though.

poor thing. they are spoiling those kids rotten! the last thing this country needs is more spoiled children who grow up to be self-centered adults.

eric said...

i felt so alone thinking that was the only one hating jaden smith. it seemed nobody else saw it like i saw it, that he comes off as an arrogant little prick. during the mtv movie awards when he won for pursuit of happyness (happiness) he 'd push his father out of the way from being in the same shot with him. if it weren't for his father (will smith) he wouldn't be in that film. then there was this cocky character he displayed on ellens talk show. then "the day the earth stood" still where it seemed like he was playing a role that wasn't far off from what he really is.so for all you people who think otherwise of this kid go ahead and attack me for hating. i'm not a celeb child hater, just a jaden hater. he's a little shit. i hope he fucks up his life somewhere along the road. i can't wait to see his celebrity mugshot photo one day on the front page of people magazine.

Anonymous said...

Just saw him on Letterman. Definitely a douchetard.

Anonymous said...

Letterman...Oprah...this little blowhard may have a long, lonely life ahead of him. Will better get this kid out of Hollywood before its too late. He reminds me of the kid from the movie "The Toy" with Richard Pryor.

Anonymous said...

I just saw him on Letterman too. Definitely in agreement. Kid exudes spoiled privilege.

Anonymous said...

This brat is definitely a shitwad. So what if he's 11 - he's a total roach - him in his retarded Bo Derek corn rows...

Anonymous said...

I AM SO HAPPY I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE HATING THIS KID. I THOUGHT HE WAS OKAY UNTIL HIS OVERLY CONFIDENCE AS HE GROWS UP GOT TO ME. HE'S ACTING LIKE A 25 YEAR OLD ASSHOLE ON TALK SHOWS. I HATED HIM ON DAVID LETTERMAN. I LIKE HIS DAD BUT WHAT A JOKE THIS KID IS! ACT YOUR AGE! AND I CAN'T STAND THE SISTER TOO. SO SAD COS I DO LIKE THE PARENTS.

J said...

Man, I totally agree with you. I feel like a grade A asshole talking shit about a kid, but for fucks sakes, this kid drives me nuts.

I recently saw this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5-P9v3F8w

A little part of me died.
It's no secret celebrity children get special treatment when it comes to the music/acting industry (over talented people doing this their whole lives)..but DAMNIT, this little fuck thinks he's the next Usher.

I'm sorry Will, you're awesome and the farthest thing from being a douche, but your kid is going to be the next Lindsay Lohan

After writing this I feel bad :(
But I'll stand by it

Anonymous said...

I feel bad saying it, but I completely agree!!! I just saw parts of The Karate Kid and I felt like strangling him every time I saw his obnoxious face. I hope he got knocked around during filming by the martial artist who actually knew what they were doing.

Janice said...
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Janice said...

In your mind , it should be "Dear Famous A$$hole , im jealous that you're famous"

Are you a jealous dork or something ? SO WHAT is he wears sunglasses,dont tell you you dont ever wear them,he wears them cause he's a star while you're just a jealous person . Have you got any idea how the person reading this feels ? Of course you're not gonna give a damn about his feelings, but please give a damn on your own jealousy , you're announcing your own jealousy on this damn blog .
Jaden should just spit soem phelgm on your face . Hopefully , your mind .

omgPockii said...

I just want you to know how cheap you are in my eyes to be writing all these , what happens if the person you're reffering to reads it ? I know you dont give a damn bout his feelings , but give a damn on your childish behavious plx . Teewai

Serenity said...

i agree with Janice and omgPockii hes 12 !! how can you hate on a 12 year old grow up!! again he is 12 not even almost 12 so what if his parents are helping him become famous, so what if he wears sunglasses all the time, so what if he's maybe a little bit ...over confident haha at least he is not a suck up. Everyone has a right to there own opinion, but i was raised to believe if you have nothing nice or effective to say dont say anything at all. But this people picking on a 12 year old kid. This..this is just sad.

eric said...

to all you people defending jayden smith, if freedom means anything it's the right say what another person doesn't want to hear. i may not always agree what alot of people have to say but i'll fight for their right to say it. in this case i do agree with all the shit people say on here about jayden smith. maybe we should feel sorry for him instead cause it wasn't his fault he was born into entitlement, but then again how many other child stars do you see behaving the way he does? hardly any and that's why he rubs people including myself the wrong way. his parent's should teach him to be a little more humble, alot more humble.
i hope jayden smith reads this. doing that might make him think about the way he characterizes himself in the limelight.
allow people the right to say what they want even if it is a bunch of slander. i doubt if jayden smith would even piss on your head if he saw that your hair was on fire anyway but go ahead and defend him, he probably could use as many true to the heart people to be on his side since it's looks like the fame and luxuries is makin him sooo miserable.

Janice said...

I maybe or may not be defending him . Its Jaden , not Jayden . At least dont put this blog here ? Private it or something ? The person reading it would feel very hurt if he reads this , consider for other people's feelings please . If you'll disliked Jaden , then go to him and say it out loud , dont type out here , which you havent clarified ._.

Anonymous said...

JI feel sorry for Jackie Chan, having to work with that little shit.

Anonymous said...

I don't like Japers Smith either! I saw he on Ledderman for karatay movie and the way he acted made me feel grimey and saucey. i want to have him over fur tea and set him strate. i would make his sunglases into a ham hock and his face into a glitchendorf! Gosh this tot piss me off. will smith get control of ur kid. want to force him to eat baked turd pie wit extra korn :-(

Bob Smith said...

For me, it has nothing to do with race, his abilities, or his attitude. I just don’t like him because he’s a nigger.

Anonymous said...

First of all you are sh*t'n over pictures, poses? Secondly, you expect a kid to act better than you turds? My gawd I would have hated to come across you fools when you were 10 or 11 because you turned out to be real dirt turds but you expect a child to be better than yourselves? What a freakin' joke.

Anonymous said...

I don't think defending him for his age is proper. He doesn't act like this due to his age. There are MANY more child stars who are famous in their own right who genuinely are swell, genuine kids in the interview. He really is cocky, and that is something that transcends age. In fact, it grows with age.

Anonymous said...

jaden looks like hes going to turn into a mega asshole..i like will smith..i think his films suck...wild wild west,independence day etc...dont have to worry about him winning an academy award. any little kid wearing shades and too much bling and looking like 'my shit smells good' is developing into a super dupper asshole.

Anonymous said...

So you pathetic adults hate a child for a role he played (the day the earth stool still)? Then I guess you hate all the adults for the horrible roles they've play too, right? What a bunch of fools you show yourselves to be.

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Anonymous said...

you seriosly have no life to sit here and bad mouth a 12yr old, you are really bitter and i truly hope u find happiness someday

Anonymous said...

karate kid was the WORST remake in history, what a FAIL.

Anonymous said...

Well, of course he is an asshole! I mean, what could we expcet, of a kid raised by an ass like Will Smith, who practically built a carreer bragging about himself, like he posessed every quality or gift imaginable?

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Anonymous said...

This kid has been raised by his parents in a way that he has gotten the message that there are no limits, and he can do whatever he wants. He is an arrogant little man, and the thing is that the parents allow him to act in such a way. He is trouble in the making as an adult. One day he will eventually be put in place, and he'll learn the hard way that even if you think there are no limits, you still have to treat other people with respect and give people the credit they've earned. I saw this little kid with Jackie Chan on an interview for the Karate Kid movie where Jackie offered him a compliment about how athletic he was, and this kid didn't even acknowledge the comment. Rather, this kid just went on to tell the interviewer how great he was and how he had been training for a long time. He never once commented or thanks Jackie Chan for working with him in the movie, or thanking him for the comment. This kid acted like he was the one that carried the movie and not Jackie Chan. Sorry Kid, the International superstar is Jackie Chan, not you. Before you existed he was already famous. This kid's parents really need to introduce and teach him the meaning of diplomacy.

Anonymous said...

Wow... Need something better to do with your life?

Anonymous said...

75There is a big difference between a kid who became a kid actor because he or she really had talent, and a Will Smith Mini-me with no talent, class, or character whatsoever.

I don't really care how old he is; this is about his character and his behavior.

Besides, whenever I see his face, I immediately think of his father. The resemeblance is striking... and he,s been taught to act the way he does by... guess who? Big Will himself!

I don't like his self-indulgent father, as an actor. And I do not like the son, either, because he is waaaayyy too much like his father, even at such an early age.

Imagine how that kid is going to look and act when he reaches the age of 14 !!! God help us!!!

Ayelagbe said...

Yeah he really is a bitch,he is so fuckind get to and shit

Anonymous said...

Before he was born,he is such an obnoxious little brat

Anonymous said...

And you are a dumb ass,you obviously are a kiss up

Anonymous said...

I agree. But Oprah is prize dog meat too.
So it was just a gathering of bottom feeding scum THAT particular episode ;)
Actors are all fake as shit.
So's the guy that wrote the comment below.

Anonymous said...

Prescient observation, to say the least. You spotted this one early & I commend you. Douchetardiness has been confirmed a thousand times over in the five years since you wrote this... And he STILL has yet to star in a movie without his Daddy's help!

Anonymous said...

I always love people who respond to articles like this with the "oh, you're just a jealous hater" routine. ZZZZZZZZZZ, clearly the kind of philosophically endowed types who come from gene pools just *BUBBLING* with intelligence. Yeah, someone dares to say boo to some spoiled little shit and so immediately it must be due to "jealousy" right?! Haha.

I don't like hating on kids but Jaden kind of deserves it, he's gotten even worse since this article was published, but someone having an opinion that dares to go against the grain, gee whiz, I guess that makes me just a "jealous hater" too huh? Dream on dillholes. :P

Anonymous said...

shheeeit, bro, you called it five years ago. 'After Earth'? More like 'After Ass'.

Tell me the lotto numbers, dude...

Anonymous said...

I'd like to smack the crap out of this little nigger even more than I wanted to drop kick those two little jiggamonkeys Kris Kross back in the day. Stop with the cornrows, sunglasses, bullshit gangland niggertude and pouty 'I'm a get you sucka' facial expressions. You make most people want to feed your scrawny little nigglet ass feet-first into a wood chipper just so we can watch your facial expressions all the way down.

jjm said...

he is such an asshole,i thought also i was alone thinking this,but i googled,"jade smith is an asshole" and all these comment came up!!