Dear Martha, ***
ZOMGS, I had the craziest ass dream!
You had Snoop Dogg on your show and were all "he's off the chizzle for shizzle...and today he's in the hizzle"-n-shit.
And then you wanted him to tell you what he calls a potato...and you know what he calls a potato?! A POTATO!
Then you made mashed potizzles with his ass.
And then Snoop was all "Miss Martha...you are a hot ass ho" and you were all "Mr. Doggy Dogg I would love for you to take me out back and show me how a for real for realz man haz a good time." And Snoop was all, "Hells yeah, bitchizzle, I'm gonna..."
Oh wait.
Sorry.
Anyway, it was a crazy ass dream.
"it's a good thing,"
me.
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