Dear President Elect Barack Obama, ***
I understand that your adorable, light of your life, cute overload dot com daughters Malia-n-Sasha have been invited to do a guest spot on Hannah Montana with Miley Cyrus.
Ok, hold the fucking phone right there.
I'm sure you and Michelle are way on top of this sitch, and I really don't mean to interfere, but I can't help but offer up my own take on the shituation which is: NO, no, nowayjose, a thousand times N O , n'uh uh. NO.
In case you are not convinced that this is the worst idea in the history of the universe, I offer you up the following as proof:
And *just* in case that doesn't like totally convince you, here's one more snap of another famous chick who ALSO has her own tween TV show:
This idea is worse than asking Sarah Palin to be the newly appointed Ambassador to Russia...worse than choosing a pitpubull that hasn't been fixed and likes to hump everyone as your white house pet...worse than Heidi Montag supporting you as a candidate; in other words = catastrophe of epic proportions.
Fuck the first 100 days...this shit is your real priority.
I vote "NO" on a Hannah Montana appearance.
my country tis of thee,