Thursday, October 9, 2008

It's Yom Kippur, Yo


Dear G-d***

Ok, so its Yom Kippur...the Day of Atonement for us Heebs.

I know you're probs busy inscribing all our names down into the book of life-n-shit, but I was inspired by Sarah Palin, so I thought I would give you a shoutout.

So: hai!

I like your flava :)

I've spent the past ten days thinking about my behavior throughout they year, and of course all the things I might have done to piss you off and to piss everyone else off. Sorry about all that.

I mean, I think I've mostly done pretty well in the grand scheme of things (though my Track Palin post was maybe pushing things a bit, I will admit). I mean, I hope you get that this whole bloggedy blog thing is all in good fun and that I'm mostly just sharing random thoughts about random celebs, and also trying to make suckas laugh.

Anyway.

As if a blog weren't narcissistic enough, I think I'd like to really focus way more on the project of me over the next year...(Self involved much? But, no! I mean like in a good way), so if you could put that in the book of life that would be kool moe d.

Also, I'd like to put in a request for good things for G-man, O Town, our family, our friends and all the bias who read DFA (even the non Jewy ones).

That would rock.

And also thanks so much for all the things I have to be thankful about it (there's like a lot of stuff on this list).

So in honor of Yom and all this book-o-life inscribing, I'm instituting a 24 hour ban on sarcastic, bitchy, celebrity snark.

Starting now.

We're gonna go Lenny Kravitz style and "Let Love Rule."

In the meantime, please enjoy this pic of cuddly kittens above.

Yom Tov,
me

UPDATE: Whew! That shit was kinda hard. I actually missed you bitches. Oh wait, no I didn't...I was too busy stuffing my face. The highlights: insane amounts of A+++ gefilte fish, white fish salad that would make a grown man cry and one of the most epic-ly dee-lish-us coconut cupcakes that my fat ass ever did see. Jel? U should be...

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i've been a fan of your blogs since about a month ago when i found them. Thanks for giving me something to look forward to on the weekdays!

Leone
Auckland, New Zealand

p.s. if i could, i'd vote obama!

Dear Famous A$$hole said...

@Leone: Yay! Thx so much. My sis spent a semester in New Zealand in college, so we've got a lot of Kiwi love in our fam. She still keeps up with all of your rugby craziness over there.

Go Obama (G'Obama?)