Dear My Fat Ass,*
Don't even think of pretendin like you didn't see this pic of Helen Mirren in a bikini.
You saw it. You know u did; and I know u did; and we all know u did...and now its time to deal. So rather than dance around this shit like Muhammad Ali, let's just lay it on the line and step to it.
Here are the facts:
*Helen Mirren is 62
*You are considerably younger than 62
* Helen Mirren looks way bettter in a bikini than you do
Uhm....yeah. So there's that.
Le sigh.
Not feeling so "pan-tastic" NOW, are we?
Suicide is not the answer,
m.e.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Helen Mirren: DIE, YOU HOTT FUCKING BITCH
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1 comment:
that is the sexiest woman i've ever seen! i have found new hope!
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